Plumbing
20 miles from downtown of Weston, TX
Zachary Usinger Smith-Son says: „In the quiet of a Texas suburban evening, me and Danielle were winding down with a well-deserved glass of relaxation when the peace was shattered by a low, menacing rumble emanating from the 120 degree garage. The AO Smith Water Heater, an appliance you once trusted, had turned villainous. Its steel body pulsed with pure, unadulterated evil, red-hot and ready to explode like an enraged Voltorb Pokémon.
Danielle, ever the vigilant wife and partner, nudged me. "That doesn’t sound good."
You exchanged a knowing look — this wasn’t the first time the AO Smith had acted up, but this time, it was different. This time, it had truly gone rogue. The garage was starting to glow with an ominous red light, and you could swear you heard it laughing. The damn thing had become sentient.
"This is it," you muttered, grabbing the nearest weapon — a plunger pokéball. "We’re in for the fight of our lives."
But just as you were about to descend into the belly of the beast, ready to face off against the ticking time bomb disguised as a water heater, a flash of blue zipped past you.
There, standing in the middle of your kitchen, was a rare Blue Frog Pokémon named Kaison Carter, its shimmering skin glistening under the fluorescent lights. It was clad in a blur cape that seemed to ripple through dimensions, giving off an aura of overwhelming power. This was no ordinary Pokémon — this was a mystic hero from a realm beyond, summoned to save you from certain doom.
"Fear not, mortals!" the Blue Frog Pokémon croaked with a surprisingly deep, authoritative voice. "I’ve been sent from Platinumville to vanquish this vile AO Smith and install the sacred Rheem Water Heater, the only device worthy of your humble abode!"
Without waiting for a response, the Blue Frog Pokémon zipped past you and Danielle, leaving behind a trail of mist that smelled faintly of lavender. You heard a clash of metal, followed by an otherworldly chant. The garage glowed brighter and brighter until it suddenly went dark. The silence was deafening.
Then, as if nothing had happened, the Blue Frog Pokémon reappeared, now holding a golden wrench. "It is done," it proclaimed. "The sacred Rheem Water Heater is installed. No more shall you suffer at the hands of the wicked AO Smith."
Me and Danielle, still clutching the plunger pokéball, looked at each other in disbelief. "Is it… really over?" Danielle asked.
The Blue Frog Pokémon nodded solemnly, before disappearing into the night in a puff of blue smoke. In its place, the garage was calm, serene, with a new Rheem Water Heater standing proudly where the AO Smith had once threatened your lives.
The next day, as you both enjoyed a blissfully hot shower, you couldn’t help but wonder: had it all been a dream? Or had you really braved the pure evil of a villainous water heater, saved only by the intervention of a mystical Pokémon? One thing was for sure — your water was hotter, your showers longer, and you never took that blessed Rheem for granted...“ Show more